笑话大全

10.Whennooneelseislooking,youswearthatthemonkeys
aregivingyouthefinger.

9.TheBearsexhibitisnothingmorethantheguyscutfrom
thefootballteamduringtrainingcamp.

8.Thestripesonthezebratendtopeelawayintheheat.

7.TheZookeeperalwayswantstotaketheRhinoforawalk.

6.TheLioninthelioncagecloselyresembles
theonefromTheLionKing.

5.ThealligatorintheReptilesexhibitisnothingmore
thantheUniversityofFlorida'sMascot.

4.Ifyoudeposit50cents,thegiraffewillmagicallyappearandtalktoyou.

3.AsktheTourGuidetoomanyquestionsandyou'resuddenly
dippedinsomesortofsauceandplacedintheTigersden.

2.NotonlydoestheElephantappeartobetwoguysinatwo
partElephantsuitbutitsalwaysgropingthecustomers.

1.Twowords:HippoDogs!