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Yo mama so...

old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...(查看全文

cost of tooth

Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist : $90.00. Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. (查看全文

Ponderables?

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? B...(查看全文

The Man Dictionary

"IT'SAGUYTHING" Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...(查看全文

Misc Politics

Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb? A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit. H...(查看全文

How to use an ATM machine...

MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machi...(查看全文

Two copies

A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in fro...(查看全文

Prison VS. Work Debate

IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...(查看全文

Men’s Advice To Women

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...(查看全文

the reason

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son   : That's why I say she's no good! 免费(查看全文

Rules to be a Man!!!

1.Don'tcall,ever. 2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself. 3.Li...(查看全文

three girls

Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were swimming from one island to ano...(查看全文

How to keep a healthy level of insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...(查看全文

Hotel Translations

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...(查看全文

Mommy is going to eat your fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...(查看全文

The Work Virus

TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-...(查看全文

20 George Carlin - Things to think about

1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra? 2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery? 3.Howisit...(查看全文

Redneck Etiquette

- Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is load...(查看全文

Shingles

  A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...(查看全文

More...Lawyer Quickies

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference betwee...(查看全文

Your Dog is dead

  A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...(查看全文

Bill Clintons

Q:HowmanyBillClintonsdoesittaketochangealightbulb? A:Two--Onetopromisehe'lldoitbetterthananyoneelsea...(查看全文

A letter from Aunt Martha

Got a letter from my Aunt Martha the other day. She writes... The other day I went to the local C...(查看全文

Lawyer "Speak"

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...(查看全文

The Lone Ranger

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...(查看全文

A short history of medicine

"Doctor, I have an ear ache." 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...(查看全文

missed school

Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday." Chong  : "You're wrong, Sir."   Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?" Chong  : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!" (查看全文

The Pillsbury Doughboy Died

It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...(查看全文

Where’s My Rolex???!!!!!

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...(查看全文

Definitely!

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand ...(查看全文

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