it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...（查看全文）
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! （查看全文）
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...（查看全文）
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...（查看全文）
"How many can you afford?"
It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.
Two. One to change it a...（查看全文）
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go o...（查看全文）
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference betwee...（查看全文）
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...（查看全文）
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone t...（查看全文）
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...（查看全文）
her nickname is "DAMN"
she eats Wheat Thicks.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the...（查看全文）
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...（查看全文）
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work...（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）