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The Baby Quiz

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...(查看全文

Lawyer Quickies

Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...(查看全文

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women

    10.AChristmastreedoesn`tcarehowmanyotherChristmas     tr...(查看全文

NEW Barbie dolls

At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...(查看全文

More...Lawyer Quickies

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference betwee...(查看全文

Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, ...(查看全文

Phrases you wish you could use at work/school

1. How about never? Is never good for you? 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's h...(查看全文

20 George Carlin - Things to think about

1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra? 2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery? 3.Howisit...(查看全文

Green Side Up!

A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b...(查看全文

Only In America...

Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only In America...are the...(查看全文

Mexican Bandit

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...(查看全文

sandwiches

    Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...(查看全文

Bill Clintons

Q:HowmanyBillClintonsdoesittaketochangealightbulb? A:Two--Onetopromisehe'lldoitbetterthananyoneelsea...(查看全文

Rules Men Wish Women Knew

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 2. Learn to work...(查看全文

Programmer’s Translation

1.ANUMBEROFDIFFERENTAPPROACHESAREBEINGTRIED... Wearestillpissinginthewind. 2.EXTENSIVEREPORTISBEING...(查看全文

Doctors and lightbulbs

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? * That depends on whether it has health insu...(查看全文

1999 Darwin Award Winners

ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...(查看全文

difference

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and  'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick  eagle." (查看全文

How to keep a healthy level of insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...(查看全文

Doctor, Quickies

A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't w...(查看全文

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...(查看全文

the reason

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son   : That's why I say she's no good! 免费(查看全文

Republicans

HowmanyRepublicansdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? A:Two-onetodoitandonetosteadythechandelier. A:None,...(查看全文

Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman

1. Whine 2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are bel...(查看全文

Corporate Definitions

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...(查看全文

Mommy is going to eat your fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...(查看全文

Hotel Translations

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...(查看全文

Rules to be a Man!!!

1.Don'tcall,ever. 2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself. 3.Li...(查看全文

Bad News

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...(查看全文

Ponderables?

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? B...(查看全文

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