Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.（查看全文）
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
If quitters never win, and winners never ...（查看全文）
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...（查看全文）
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he ...（查看全文）
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with
Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...（查看全文）
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machi...（查看全文）
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....（查看全文）
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Sir." Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
"How many can you afford?"
It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.
Two. One to change it a...（查看全文）
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...（查看全文）
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. （查看全文）
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work...（查看全文）
Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only In America...are the...（查看全文）
One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...（查看全文）
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...（查看全文）
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...（查看全文）