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Overworked

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...(查看全文

100 reasons it’s great to be a guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. No need to sit when you pee. 3. You know st...(查看全文

The Lone Ranger

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...(查看全文

Ball Study

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...(查看全文

A School-report

The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His b...(查看全文

The Top 10 Things NOT to say to a Police Officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...(查看全文

1999 Darwin Award Winners

ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...(查看全文

You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...

Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion. Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfe...(查看全文

Paint the Porch

A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...(查看全文

Mexican Bandit

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...(查看全文

Rules Men Wish Women Knew

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 2. Learn to work...(查看全文

Only when he’s drunk!

Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,"What'stheproblemofficer?"Officer:"Youweregoingatleas...(查看全文

missed school

Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday." Chong  : "You're wrong, Sir."   Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?" Chong  : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!" (查看全文

Where’s My Rolex???!!!!!

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...(查看全文

Shingles

  A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...(查看全文

Yo mama so fat...

her nickname is "DAMN" she eats Wheat Thicks. people jog around her for exercise. she went to the...(查看全文

Two horses

Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...(查看全文

bad news and very bad news 2

Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor  : You've had an accident involving...(查看全文

The Perfect Husband.

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone t...(查看全文

Prison VS. Work Debate

IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...(查看全文

Bad News

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...(查看全文

How to keep a healthy level of insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...(查看全文

Men & Women: The Difference

MAGAZINES: Men'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnaked...(查看全文

Corporate Definitions

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...(查看全文

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why...(查看全文

Mommy is going to eat your fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...(查看全文

A new guy

    Anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPER...(查看全文

that’s what i want

Manager      :  Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! (查看全文

Definitely!

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand ...(查看全文

cost of tooth

Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist : $90.00. Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. (查看全文

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