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The Man Dictionary

"IT'SAGUYTHING" Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...(查看全文

To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven? Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.(查看全文

Prison VS. Work Debate

IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...(查看全文

Two horses

Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...(查看全文

More Ponderables

Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? If quitters never win, and winners never ...(查看全文

The Pillsbury Doughboy Died

It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...(查看全文

TGIF

A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he ...(查看全文

NEW Barbie dolls

At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...(查看全文

Training Courses for Men

1.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsI:TheMop 2.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsII:TheSponge ...(查看全文

How to use an ATM machine...

MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machi...(查看全文

sandwiches

    Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...(查看全文

Things you won’t hear a woman say to another woman

That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for ...(查看全文

Male vs. Female Vocabulary

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....(查看全文

Shingles

  A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...(查看全文

all of me

Teacher: "Where were u born?"   Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?"   Student: "All of me, Sir." (查看全文

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...(查看全文

Mommy is going to eat your fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...(查看全文

Your Dog is dead

  A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...(查看全文

Light Bulb Jokes

HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb? Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto... HowmanyT.V.evange...(查看全文

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women

    10.AChristmastreedoesn`tcarehowmanyotherChristmas     tr...(查看全文

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

"How many can you afford?" It only takes one to change your bulb...to his. Two. One to change it a...(查看全文

Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...(查看全文

cost of tooth

Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist : $90.00. Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. (查看全文

Top 10 Signs You’ve Got A Bad ISP...

1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring. 2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...(查看全文

Rules Men Wish Women Knew

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 2. Learn to work...(查看全文

Only In America...

Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only In America...are the...(查看全文

Improvement

One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." (查看全文

Mexican Bandit

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...(查看全文

Lawyer "Speak"

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...(查看全文

Ball Study

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...(查看全文

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