加国华人笑话大全

看笑话我最全
校园 体育 电脑 民间 交往 名人 宗教 经营 文化 军事 政治 爱情 夫妻 儿童 医疗 家庭 古代 艺术 司法 交通 鬼话 愚人 恶心 爆笑 成人 幽默 英语 动物 其他 图片 冷笑话 歇后语 顺口溜 恐怖恶搞 脑筋急转弯
笑话大全 > 英语
Men & Women: The Difference

MAGAZINES: Men'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnaked...(查看全文

Yo mama so stupid...

it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes she got a peep hole in a glass door. you asked what's for d...(查看全文

Men’s Advice To Women

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...(查看全文

To scare them

A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked. "Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too." (查看全文

it’s the same dog!

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! (查看全文

Mexican Bandit

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...(查看全文

The Baby Quiz

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...(查看全文

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

"How many can you afford?" It only takes one to change your bulb...to his. Two. One to change it a...(查看全文

Bill Clintons

Q:HowmanyBillClintonsdoesittaketochangealightbulb? A:Two--Onetopromisehe'lldoitbetterthananyoneelsea...(查看全文

The Man Dictionary

"IT'SAGUYTHING" Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...(查看全文

30 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go o...(查看全文

say sorry

Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her" Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid. (查看全文

More...Lawyer Quickies

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference betwee...(查看全文

Training Courses for Men

1.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsI:TheMop 2.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsII:TheSponge ...(查看全文

What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...(查看全文

The Top 10 Things NOT to say to a Police Officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...(查看全文

the reason

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son   : That's why I say she's no good! 免费(查看全文

missed school

Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday." Chong  : "You're wrong, Sir."   Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?" Chong  : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!" (查看全文

The Perfect Husband.

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone t...(查看全文

Prison VS. Work Debate

IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...(查看全文

10 Signs your at a bad zoo

10.Whennooneelseislooking,youswearthatthemonkeys aregivingyouthefinger. 9.TheBearsexhibitisnothingm...(查看全文

2000 Darwin Award Winners

Theyhavefinallybeenreleased!ForthosenotfamiliarwiththeDarwinAward,It'sanannualhonorgiventotheperson...(查看全文

10 Ways to Tell If Your Company is Going Under

1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells. 2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover. 3.W...(查看全文

Your Dog is dead

  A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...(查看全文

Things you won’t hear a woman say to another woman

That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for ...(查看全文

Shingles

  A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...(查看全文

Yo mama so fat...

her nickname is "DAMN" she eats Wheat Thicks. people jog around her for exercise. she went to the...(查看全文

How to keep a healthy level of insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...(查看全文

Rules Men Wish Women Knew

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 2. Learn to work...(查看全文

You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When...

Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're...(查看全文

我要分享
本页面二维码, 扫一扫即可分享
wsh
jokes