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Men & Women: The Difference

MAGAZINES: Men'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnaked...(查看全文

A letter from Aunt Martha

Got a letter from my Aunt Martha the other day. She writes... The other day I went to the local C...(查看全文

Idiots

IDIOTS IN SERVICE: This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...(查看全文

Men’s Advice To Women

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...(查看全文

First Class

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess r...(查看全文

Paint the Porch

A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...(查看全文

When do people talk least

A:When do people talk least? B: In February. A: Why? B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. (查看全文

Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman

1. Whine 2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are bel...(查看全文

More...Lawyer Quickies

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference betwee...(查看全文

Men and their tools!

Hammer-Inancienttimesahammerwasusedtoinflictpainonone'senemies.Modernhammersareusedtoinflictpainonon...(查看全文

Facts about raising children

1. There is no such thing as childproofing your home 2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and...(查看全文

2000 Darwin Award Winners

Theyhavefinallybeenreleased!ForthosenotfamiliarwiththeDarwinAward,It'sanannualhonorgiventotheperson...(查看全文

Rules to be a Man!!!

1.Don'tcall,ever. 2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself. 3.Li...(查看全文

Only when he’s drunk!

Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,"What'stheproblemofficer?"Officer:"Youweregoingatleas...(查看全文

To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven? Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.(查看全文

thank goodness

"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be  coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told  her u are the only child?" "She just said, 'Thank goodness!'" (查看全文

The Man Dictionary

"IT'SAGUYTHING" Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...(查看全文

More Ponderables

Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? If quitters never win, and winners never ...(查看全文

Only In America...

Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only In America...are the...(查看全文

Green Side Up!

A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b...(查看全文

Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, ...(查看全文

100 reasons it’s great to be a guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. No need to sit when you pee. 3. You know st...(查看全文

Three mice at the bar

Threemicearesittingatabarinaroughneighborhoodlateatnighttryingtoimpresseachotherabouthowtoughtheyare...(查看全文

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...(查看全文

Why E-mail is like a penis...

Somefolkshaveit,somedon't. Thosewhohaveitwouldbedevastatedifitwereevercutoff. Thosewhohaveitthinkt...(查看全文

three girls

Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were swimming from one island to ano...(查看全文

Overworked

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...(查看全文

Afraid of Bees

AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...(查看全文

Mommy is going to eat your fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...(查看全文

How to use an ATM machine...

MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machi...(查看全文

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