Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. （查看全文）
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.（查看全文）
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde h...（查看全文）
The young newly-weds quarreled. At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.
"I don't w...（查看全文）
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...（查看全文）
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he ...（查看全文）
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...（查看全文）
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night.
I can't remember when I've been tha...（查看全文）
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...（查看全文）
Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
If quitters never win, and winners never ...（查看全文）
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use ...（查看全文）
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
How To Pi...（查看全文）
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...（查看全文）
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstai...（查看全文）
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. No need to sit when you pee.
3. You know st...（查看全文）
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...（查看全文）
Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right
person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! （查看全文）