For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...（查看全文）
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. No need to sit when you pee.
3. You know st...（查看全文）
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...（查看全文）
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...（查看全文）
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His b...（查看全文）
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet
meal seems perfe...（查看全文）
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...（查看全文）
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...（查看全文）
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...（查看全文）
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...（查看全文）
her nickname is "DAMN"
she eats Wheat Thicks.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving...（查看全文）
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone t...（查看全文）
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...（查看全文）
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...（查看全文）
Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right
person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! （查看全文）
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand ...（查看全文）
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. （查看全文）