MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
Aguyisnotgettingalongwithhiswife. Hethinksmaybehe'dliketohaveapetandgoestoapetshop.Afterl...（查看全文）
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...（查看全文）
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...（查看全文）
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.
8. Why...（查看全文）
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machi...（查看全文）
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use ...（查看全文）
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His b...（查看全文）
1. Theylikethewords.
2. Girls,attimes,thinkthatthe"words"areimportant.
3. ...（查看全文）
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....（查看全文）
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going...（查看全文）
A:When do people talk least?
B: In February.
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Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...（查看全文）
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring.
2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...（查看全文）
Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
If quitters never win, and winners never ...（查看全文）
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
stupid.
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1.Computersareunreliable,buthumansareevenmoreunreliable.
2.Atthesourceofeveryerrorwhichisblamedonth...（查看全文）
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess r...（查看全文）
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...（查看全文）
TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-...（查看全文）
A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b...（查看全文）
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference betwee...（查看全文）
HowmanyRepublicansdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:Two-onetodoitandonetosteadythechandelier.
A:None,...（查看全文）
Got a letter from my Aunt Martha the other day. She writes...
The other day I went to the local C...（查看全文）
1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells.
2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover.
3.W...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore,
Sir." Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...（查看全文）
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...（查看全文）
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