The Work Virus
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TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-mail,Internet,orsimplyhandedtoyoubyacolleague...DONOTOPENIT!The"work"virushasbeencirculatingroundourbuildingformonthsandthosewhohavebeentemptedtoopenitorevenlookatithavefoundthattheirsociallifeisdeletedandthebrainceasestofunctionproperly.Ifyoudoencounter"work"viae-mail,thentotransmogrifythevirus,sendane-mailtoyourbosswiththewords,"I'vehadenoughofyourshit...I'moffdowntothepub."The"work"shouldautomaticallybeforgottenbyyourbrainandyourcareerwillnowbesuccessfullydestroyed.Ifyoureceive"work"inpaperdocumentform,simplyliftthedocumentanddragtoyourwastepaperbinanddepositthere.Putonyourcoatandskiptothenearestpubwithtwofriendsandorder3pints.Afterrepeatingthisaction14timesyouwillfindthat"work"willnolongertroubleyou.Sendthismessagetoeveryoneinyourmailbox.Ifyoudonothaveanyoneinyourmailbox,thenI'mafraidthe"work"virushasalreadycorruptedyourlife.Gooutandgetsomefriendsyousadbastard!
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