Light Bulb Jokes
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HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb?
Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto...
HowmanyT.V.evangelistsdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb?
One.Butforthemessageofhopetocontinuetogoforth,
sendinyourtax-deductibledonationtoday.
Q:HowmanyYuppiesdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Two.Onetocalltheelectricianandonetomixthemartinis.
Q:Howmanypsychologistsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:None,thebulbwillchangeitselfwhenitisready.
Q:Howmanyprogrammersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:None."Yougottahardwareproblem?Callthemaintenanceengineer".
Howmanylawyersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
Thereisnothingwrongwiththatlightbulbandmyclient
demandsanimmediateapologyanddamages!
Howmanychiropractorsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
Onlyone,butittakesforty-ninevisits!
Howmanyactorsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
Onlyone.Theydon'tliketosharethespotlight.
Howmanymysterywritersdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
Two,onetoscrewitalmostallthewayinandtheotherto
giveitasurprisingtwistattheend.
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