Three mice at the bar
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Threemicearesittingatabarinaroughneighborhoodlateatnighttryingtoimpresseachotherabouthowtoughtheyare.
ThefirstmousedownsashotofJackDaniel's,slamstheglassontothebar,turnstothesecondmouseandsays,"WhenIseeamousetrap,Ilieonmybackandsetitoffwithmyfoot.Whenthebarcomesdown,Icatchitinmyteeth,benchpressittwentytimestoworkupanappetite,andthenmakeoffwiththecheese."
ThesecondmouseordersuptwoshotsofBombaySapphire,downsthemboth,slamseachglassintothebar,turnstothefirstmouse,andreplies:"Yeah,wellwhenIseeratpoison,IcollectasmuchasIcan,takeithome,grindituptoapowder,andaddittomycoffeeeachmorningsoIcangetagoodbuzzgoingfortherestoftheday."Thefirstmouseandthesecondmousethenturntothethirdmouse.
Thethirdmouseletsoutalongsighandsaystothefirsttwo,"Idon'thavetimeforthisbullshit.Igottagohomeandf_ckthecat."
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