1. How about never? Is never good for you?
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's h...（查看全文）
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...（查看全文）
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...（查看全文）
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
1. Theylikethewords.
2. Girls,attimes,thinkthatthe"words"areimportant.
3. ...（查看全文）
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any
brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work...（查看全文）
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring.
2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference betwee...（查看全文）
1.Computersareunreliable,buthumansareevenmoreunreliable.
2.Atthesourceofeveryerrorwhichisblamedonth...（查看全文）
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...（查看全文）
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night.
I can't remember when I've been tha...（查看全文）
Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn'twaittogooutintotow...（查看全文）
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
stupid.
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Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
If quitters never win, and winners never ...（查看全文）
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he ...（查看全文）
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
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"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is"
Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
Q:HowmanyBillClintonsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Two--Onetopromisehe'lldoitbetterthananyoneelsea...（查看全文）
1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells.
2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover.
3.W...（查看全文）
10.Whennooneelseislooking,youswearthatthemonkeys
aregivingyouthefinger.
9.TheBearsexhibitisnothingm...（查看全文）
Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only In America...are the...（查看全文）
Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were
swimming from one island to ano...（查看全文）
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Are you harboring...（查看全文）
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits a...（查看全文）
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machi...（查看全文）
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