1. How about never? Is never good for you?
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's h...（查看全文）
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...（查看全文）
Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master
pieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B." 免费（查看全文）
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
Threemicearesittingatabarinaroughneighborhoodlateatnighttryingtoimpresseachotherabouthowtoughtheyare...（查看全文）
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going...（查看全文）
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
Aguyisnotgettingalongwithhiswife. Hethinksmaybehe'dliketohaveapetandgoestoapetshop.Afterl...（查看全文）
AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...（查看全文）
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring.
2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
B...（查看全文）
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference betwee...（查看全文）
1.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsI:TheMop
2.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsII:TheSponge
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! （查看全文）
Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
If quitters never win, and winners never ...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...（查看全文）
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...（查看全文）
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...（查看全文）
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work...（查看全文）
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...（查看全文）
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with
Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...（查看全文）
10.Whennooneelseislooking,youswearthatthemonkeys
aregivingyouthefinger.
9.TheBearsexhibitisnothingm...（查看全文）
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. ...（查看全文）
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving...（查看全文）
Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,"What'stheproblemofficer?"Officer:"Youweregoingatleas...（查看全文）
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...（查看全文）
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