Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.（查看全文）
"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is"
Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
her nickname is "DAMN"
she eats Wheat Thicks.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the...（查看全文）
MAGAZINES:
Men'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnaked...（查看全文）
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you ...（查看全文）
1.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsI:TheMop
2.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsII:TheSponge
...（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）
1.Don'tcall,ever.
2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself.
3.Li...（查看全文）
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...（查看全文）
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