That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for ...（查看全文）
Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were
swimming from one island to ano...（查看全文）
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are bel...（查看全文）
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...（查看全文）
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
How To Pi...（查看全文）
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...（查看全文）
"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is"
Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits a...（查看全文）
HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb?
Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto...
HowmanyT.V.evange...（查看全文）
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...（查看全文）
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....（查看全文）
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring.
2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with
Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...（查看全文）
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...（查看全文）
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...（查看全文）
Anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPER...（查看全文）
A:When do people talk least?
B: In February.
A: Why?
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- Redneck Driving Etiquette -
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is load...（查看全文）
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...（查看全文）
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machi...（查看全文）
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Are you harboring...（查看全文）
You loose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...（查看全文）
A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you ...（查看全文）
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...（查看全文）
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...（查看全文）
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