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30 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go o...(查看全文

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

Oops! Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been tha...(查看全文

Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...(查看全文

Redneck Etiquette

- Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is load...(查看全文

You’d be a 10!!!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He y...(查看全文

Three mice at the bar

Threemicearesittingatabarinaroughneighborhoodlateatnighttryingtoimpresseachotherabouthowtoughtheyare...(查看全文

10 Ways to Tell If Your Company is Going Under

1.Theystartpayingeveryoneinseashells. 2.TheDairyQueenonthecorneristhreateningahostiletakeover. 3.W...(查看全文

Afraid of Bees

AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...(查看全文

Where is Jesus today?

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...(查看全文

The blonde and the farmer

There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she...(查看全文

NEW Barbie dolls

At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...(查看全文

A short history of medicine

"Doctor, I have an ear ache." 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...(查看全文

A letter from Aunt Martha

Got a letter from my Aunt Martha the other day. She writes... The other day I went to the local C...(查看全文

The Lone Ranger

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...(查看全文

Lawyer Quickies

Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...(查看全文

Things you won’t hear a woman say to another woman

That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for ...(查看全文

The Baby Quiz

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...(查看全文

We don’t sell to blondes

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...(查看全文

Light Bulb Jokes

HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb? Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto... HowmanyT.V.evange...(查看全文

25 Things You’ll Never Hear in The South

1. Let's wash the car. 2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? 3. Come to think of it, I'll have...(查看全文

that’s what i want

Manager      :  Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! (查看全文

Liver and Cheese

TheTacoBellChihuahua,aDobermanandaBulldogareinadoggiebarhavingadrinkwhenagood-lookingfemaleColliecom...(查看全文

the reason

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son   : That's why I say she's no good! 免费(查看全文

missed school

Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday." Chong  : "You're wrong, Sir."   Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?" Chong  : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!" (查看全文

Business People

Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb? A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...(查看全文

Mexican Bandit

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...(查看全文

First Class

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess r...(查看全文

Signs You are drunk

You loose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...(查看全文

Overworked

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...(查看全文

Male vs. Female Vocabulary

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....(查看全文

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