A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."
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Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving...（查看全文）
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corp...（查看全文）
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference betwee...（查看全文）
You loose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...（查看全文）
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...（查看全文）
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...（查看全文）
Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn'twaittogooutintotow...（查看全文）
TheTacoBellChihuahua,aDobermanandaBulldogareinadoggiebarhavingadrinkwhenagood-lookingfemaleColliecom...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...（查看全文）
Ifyoure-mailaddressendsin".over.yonder.com"
IfyouconnecttotheWorldWideWebviaa"DownHomePage"
Iftheb...（查看全文）
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.
8. Why...（查看全文）
Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a pres...（查看全文）
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! （查看全文）
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...（查看全文）
1.Computersareunreliable,buthumansareevenmoreunreliable.
2.Atthesourceofeveryerrorwhichisblamedonth...（查看全文）
"U.S. Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It 'Til It Is"
Beauty is in the eye of the bee...（查看全文）
1. Let's wash the car.
2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
3. Come to think of it, I'll have...（查看全文）
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any
brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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10.AChristmastreedoesn`tcarehowmanyotherChristmas
tr...（查看全文）
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits a...（查看全文）
ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
The young newly-weds quarreled. At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.
"I don't w...（查看全文）
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
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Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only In America...are the...（查看全文）
Theyhavefinallybeenreleased!ForthosenotfamiliarwiththeDarwinAward,It'sanannualhonorgiventotheperson...（查看全文）
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He sa...（查看全文）
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work...（查看全文）
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