Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn'twaittogooutintotow...（查看全文）
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...（查看全文）
1. Let's wash the car.
2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
3. Come to think of it, I'll have...（查看全文）
HowmanyRepublicansdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:Two-onetodoitandonetosteadythechandelier.
A:None,...（查看全文）
1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra?
2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery?
3.Howisit...（查看全文）
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...（查看全文）
HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb?
Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto...
HowmanyT.V.evange...（查看全文）
"IT'SAGUYTHING"
Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected
withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...（查看全文）
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
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A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
B...（查看全文）
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...（查看全文）
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....（查看全文）
ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...（查看全文）
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are bel...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...（查看全文）
You loose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...（查看全文）
One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
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1. Theylikethewords.
2. Girls,attimes,thinkthatthe"words"areimportant.
3. ...（查看全文）
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...（查看全文）
TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods. Thelittle
girlaskedthe...（查看全文）
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't w...（查看全文）
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde h...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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Hammer-Inancienttimesahammerwasusedtoinflictpainonone'senemies.Modernhammersareusedtoinflictpainonon...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
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