A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you ...（查看全文）
The young newly-weds quarreled. At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.
"I don't w...（查看全文）
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...（查看全文）
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...（查看全文）
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
* That depends on whether it has health insu...（查看全文）
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Are you harboring...（查看全文）
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...（查看全文）
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give...（查看全文）
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.
8. Why...（查看全文）
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....（查看全文）
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring.
2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
A:When do people talk least?
B: In February.
A: Why?
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A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...（查看全文）
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are bel...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
Girl : "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."
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1.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsI:TheMop
2.IntroductiontoCommonHouseholdObjectsII:TheSponge
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Aguyisnotgettingalongwithhiswife. Hethinksmaybehe'dliketohaveapetandgoestoapetshop.Afterl...（查看全文）
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet
meal seems perfe...（查看全文）
Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master
pieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B." 免费（查看全文）
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. （查看全文）
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...（查看全文）
A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in fro...（查看全文）
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he ...（查看全文）
her nickname is "DAMN"
she eats Wheat Thicks.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the...（查看全文）
Q:HowmanyDemocratsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:None."Wellit'snotreallyaquestionofshouldwechangeit...（查看全文）
AfarmerandhiswifedecidetoselltheirlandsotheycanmovetoFloridaandretire.Aprospectivebuyercomesbyandlik...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
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