Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...（查看全文）
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machi...（查看全文）
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
Theyhavefinallybeenreleased!ForthosenotfamiliarwiththeDarwinAward,It'sanannualhonorgiventotheperson...（查看全文）
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...（查看全文）
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring.
2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...（查看全文）
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b...（查看全文）
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...（查看全文）
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde h...（查看全文）
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
B...（查看全文）
Q:HowmanyDemocratsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:None."Wellit'snotreallyaquestionofshouldwechangeit...（查看全文）
A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you ...（查看全文）
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going...（查看全文）
1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra?
2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery?
3.Howisit...（查看全文）
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
stupid.
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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit.
H...（查看全文）
Somefolkshaveit,somedon't.
Thosewhohaveitwouldbedevastatedifitwereevercutoff.
Thosewhohaveitthinkt...（查看全文）
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.
8. Why...（查看全文）
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, ...（查看全文）
"How many can you afford?"
It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.
Two. One to change it a...（查看全文）
Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn'twaittogooutintotow...（查看全文）
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
TheTacoBellChihuahua,aDobermanandaBulldogareinadoggiebarhavingadrinkwhenagood-lookingfemaleColliecom...（查看全文）
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...（查看全文）
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