THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! （查看全文）
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...（查看全文）
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
How To Pi...（查看全文）
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:We'veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbu...（查看全文）
Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right
person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! （查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
1.Don'tcall,ever.
2.Ifyoudon'tlikeagirl,don'ttellher.It'smorefuntoletherfigureitoutbyherself.
3.Li...（查看全文）
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving...（查看全文）
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give...（查看全文）
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference
between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
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"How many can you afford?"
It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.
Two. One to change it a...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit.
H...（查看全文）
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."
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"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...（查看全文）
- Redneck Driving Etiquette -
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is load...（查看全文）
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...（查看全文）
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and
say sorry to her"
Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are
stupid.
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Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. （查看全文）
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of ...（查看全文）
1. Theylikethewords.
2. Girls,attimes,thinkthatthe"words"areimportant.
3. ...（查看全文）
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