A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't w...（查看全文）
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits a...（查看全文）
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone t...（查看全文）
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...（查看全文）
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...（查看全文）
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...（查看全文）
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar d...（查看全文）
You loose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...（查看全文）
1. How about never? Is never good for you?
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's h...（查看全文）
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home,...（查看全文）
"How many can you afford?"
It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.
Two. One to change it a...（查看全文）
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the stre...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she...（查看全文）
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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she went into an hunted house and came out with an application
when she joined an ugly contest, th...（查看全文）
ForthoseshelteredfewofyouwhoarenotfullyawareoftheDarwinAwards.Theseawardsaregivenannuallytothoseindi...（查看全文）
"IT'SAGUYTHING"
Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected
withit,andyouhavenochanceatallo...（查看全文）
Got a letter from my Aunt Martha the other day. She writes...
The other day I went to the local C...（查看全文）
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...（查看全文）
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...（查看全文）
One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
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it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for d...（查看全文）
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...（查看全文）
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...（查看全文）
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference betwee...（查看全文）
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...（查看全文）
TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-...（查看全文）
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