笑话大全

1.DoestheLittleMermaidwearanalgebra?

2.Doinfantsenjoyinfancyasmuchasadultsenjoyadultery?

3.Howisitpossibletohaveacivilwar?

4.IfGoddroppedacid,wouldheseepeople?

5.Ifonesynchronizedswimmerdrowns,dotherestdrowntoo?

6.Ifyouatepastaandantipasta,wouldyoustillbehungry?

7.Ifyoutrytofail,andsucceed,whichhaveyoudone?

8.Whyarehandbasketcalled"handbasket"insteadof"assteroids"?

9.Whyisitcalledtouristseasonifwecan'tshootatthem?

10.Whyisthealphabetinthatorder?Isitbecauseofthatsong?

11.Wherearewegoing?Andwhat'swiththishandbasket?

12.Ifthe"blackbox"flightrecorderisneverdamagedduringaplanecrash,whyisn'tthewholedamnairplanemadeoutofthatstuff?

13.Whyisthereanexpirationdateonsourcream?

14.Ifmanevolvedfrommonkeysandapes,whydowestillhavemonkeysandapes?

15.ThemainreasonSantaissojollyisbecauseheknowswhereallthebadgirlslive.

16.Iwenttoabookstoreandaskedthesaleswoman,"Where'stheself-helpsection?"Shesaidifshetoldme,itwoulddefeatthepurpose.

17.Ifallthosepsychicsknowthewinninglotterynumbers,whyaretheyallstillworking?

18.Shouldcrematoriumsgivediscountsforburnvictims?

19.Ifamuteswears,doeshismotherwashhishandswithsoap?

20.Whosecruelideawasitfortheword"Lisp"tohavea"S"init.