Ifyoure-mailaddressendsin".over.yonder.com"
IfyouconnecttotheWorldWideWebviaa"DownHomePage"
Ifthebumperstickeronyourtrucksays"Myothercomputerisalaptop"
Ifyourlaptophasastickerthatsays"ProtectedbySmithandWesson"
Ifyou'veeverdoubledthevalueofyourtruckbyinstallingacellularphone.
Ifyourbaseballcapreads"AOLSucks!"insteadof"CAT"
Ifyourcomputerisworthmorethanallyourcarscombined
Ifyourwifesaid"eithersheorthecomputerhadtogo",andyoustilldon'tmissher
Ifyou'veeverusedanAOLCD-ROMasacoastertosetyourbeeron
Ifyoueverrefertoyourcomputeras"OleBessy"or"Darlin"
Ifyourscreensaverisabitmapimageofyourfavoritetruck,tractor,orpornostar
Ifyoustartallyoure-mailswiththewords"Howdyya’ll"or"HeyBubba"
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