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Somefolkshaveit,somedon't.

Thosewhohaveitwouldbedevastatedifitwereevercutoff.

Thosewhohaveitthinkthatthosewhodon'taresomehowinferior.

Thosewhodon'thaveitmayagreethatit'sneat,butthinkthat
it'snotworththefussthatthosewhohaveitmakeaboutit.

Manyofthosewhodon'thaveitwouldliketotryit.(e-mailenvy)

Itcanbeupordown.It'smorefunwhenit'sup,
butitmakesithardtogetanyrealworkdone.

Inthelongdistantpast,itsonlypurposewas
totransmitinformationvitaltothespecies.

Somepeoplestillthinkthat'stheonlythingitshouldbeused
for,butmostfolkstodayuseitjustforfunmostofthetime.

Ifyoudon'tapplytheappropriatemeasures,itcanspreadviruses.

Ifyouuseittoomuch,you'llfinditbecomes
moreandmoredifficulttothinkcoherently.

Wetendtoattachanimportancetoitthatisfar
greaterthanitsactualsizeandinfluencewarrants.

Ifyou'renotcarefulwhatyoudowithit,
itcangetyouintoalotoftrouble!

Ifyoustayonittoolongyourhandscrampup.

Wifegivesyoufunnylookwhenaskedtokissit.

Ifcaughtusingsomeoneelse's;youbetterhaveagoodreason.

Hardtosleepatnightifithasn'tbeencheckedinawhile.

Sometimesyoudreamyourusingit,thenwakeupandrealizeyoudid.

Thestuffyougetfromitissometimeshardtoswallow.