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Going to the Bar?

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Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn'twaittogooutintotownandparty,sohesaystohisnewbride,"Honey,I'llberightback...""Whereareyougoingcoochicooh...?"askshiswife."I'mgoingtothebar,prettyface.I'mgoingtohaveabeer."repliesthehusband.Thewifeputsherhandsonherhipsandsaystohim,"Youwantabeermylove...?"Thensheopensthedoortotherefrigeratorandshowshim25differentkindsofbeerbrandsfrom12differentcountries.Thehusbanddoesn'tknowwhattodo,andtheonlythingthathecanthinkofsayingis:"Yes,loolieloolie...butthebar...youknow...thefrozenglass."Hedidn'tgettofinishsayingthesentence,whenthewifeinterruptshimbysaying,"Youwantafrozenglasspuppyface...?"Shetakesoutofthefreezerahugebeermugsofrozenthatthewifewasgettingthechillsfromholdingit.Thehusbandlookingabitpalesays,"Yes,tootsieroll.Butatthebartheyhavethosehoer'sdedevoursthatarereallydelicious...Iwon'tbelong.I'llberightback.Ipromise.OK?""Youwanthoer'sdedevourspoochipooh..?"Sheopenstheovenandtakesout15dishesofdifferenthoer'sdedevours...chickenwings,pigsintheblanket,mushroomcaps,porkstrips,etc."Butsweethoney...atthebar...youknow...theswearing,thedirtywordsandallthat..."repliesthehusbandindesparation."Youwantdirtywordscutiepie...?HERE!DRINKYOURDAMNBEERINYOURDAMNFROZENGLASSANDEATYOURDAMNHOER'SDEVOURS,BECAUSEYOUARENOTGOINGANYWHEREASSHOLE!
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