笑话大全

"IT'SAGUYTHING"
Translated:"Thereisnorationalthoughtpatternconnected
withit,andyouhavenochanceatallofmakingitlogical."

"CANIHELPWITHDINNER?"
Translated:"Whyisn'titalreadyonthetable?"

"UHHUH,""SURE,HONEY,"OR"YES,DEAR"
Translated:Absolutelynothing.It'saconditionedresponse.

"ITWOULDTAKETOOLONGTOEXPLAIN"
Translated:"Ihavenoideahowitworks."

"IWASLISTENINGTOYOU.IT'SJUST
THATIHAVETHINGSONMYMIND."
Translated:"Thatgirlstandingonthe
cornerisarealbabe."

"TAKEABREAKHONEY,YOU'REWORKINGTOOHARD."
Translated:"Ican'thearthegameoverthevacuumcleaner."

"THAT'SINTERESTING,DEAR."
Translated:"Areyoustilltalking?"

"YOUKNOWHOWBADMYMEMORYIS."
Translated:"Irememberthethemesongto'FTroop',the
addressofthefirstgirlIeverkissed,andthevehicle
identificationnumbersofeverycarI'veever
owned,butIforgotyourbirthday."

"IWASJUSTTHINKINGABOUTYOU,
ANDGOTYOUTHESEROSES."
Translated:"Thegirlsellingthemonthe
cornerwasarealbabe."

"OH,DON'TFUSS-IJUSTCUTMYSELF,
IT'SNOBIGDEAL."
Translated:"Ihaveactuallyseveredalimb,
butwillbleedtodeathbeforeIadmitthatI'mhurt."

"ICAN'TFINDIT."
Translated:"Itdidn'tfallintomyoutstretched
hands,soI'mcompletelyclueless."

"WHATDIDIDOTHISTIME?"
Translated:"Whatdidyoucatchmeat?"

"IHEARDYOU."
Translated:"Ihaven'tthefoggiestcluewhat
youjustsaid,andamhopingdesperatelythatIcanfakeit
wellenoughsothatyoudon'tspendthenextthreedaysyellingatme."

"YOUKNOWICOULDNEVERLOVEANYONEELSE."
Translated:"Iamusedtothewayyouyellatme,
andrealizeitcouldbeworse."

"YOULOOKTERRIFIC."
Translated:"Oh,God,pleasedon'ttryonone
moreoutfit,I'mstarving."

"I'MNOTLOST.IKNOWEXACTLYWHEREWEARE."
Translated:"Noonewilleverseeusaliveagain."免费