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HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb?
Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto...

HowmanyT.V.evangelistsdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb?
One.Butforthemessageofhopetocontinuetogoforth,
sendinyourtax-deductibledonationtoday.

Q:HowmanyYuppiesdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Two.Onetocalltheelectricianandonetomixthemartinis.

Q:Howmanypsychologistsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:None,thebulbwillchangeitselfwhenitisready.

Q:Howmanyprogrammersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:None."Yougottahardwareproblem?Callthemaintenanceengineer".

Howmanylawyersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
Thereisnothingwrongwiththatlightbulbandmyclient
demandsanimmediateapologyanddamages!

Howmanychiropractorsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
Onlyone,butittakesforty-ninevisits!

Howmanyactorsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
Onlyone.Theydon'tliketosharethespotlight.

Howmanymysterywritersdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
Two,onetoscrewitalmostallthewayinandtheotherto
giveitasurprisingtwistattheend.