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if(youlikeher)    
{    
  ifyoulike朦胧    
  {    
      keeponthisstate;    
      givehersomeencourage(implytoo);    
  }    
  else    
      begindoingit;    
}    
else    
{    
  VERIFY(youthinkit'sabigblockoffatmeatjumpintoyourmouth);    
  if(youareseriousinloveenough)    
      saybye-bye    
  elseif(youarethirstyenough&&youdon'tcareaboutposiblityofhurther)    
  {    
      say(Iloveyou,too);    
      do(whatyouneed);    
      say(bye-bye);    
  }    
  else    
  {    
      say"Ijustlikeyoualittle,youarecharmful";    
      while(apply(todosomething)==TRUE)    
          do;    
      saybye-bye;    
  }    
}