A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...（查看全文）
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but n...（查看全文）
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're...（查看全文）
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are bel...（查看全文）
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't...（查看全文）
1. There is no such thing as childproofing your home
2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and...（查看全文）
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...（查看全文）
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...（查看全文）
Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right
person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! （查看全文）
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. （查看全文）
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....（查看全文）
One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
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At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with
Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...（查看全文）
A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in fro...（查看全文）
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand ...（查看全文）
Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
If quitters never win, and winners never ...（查看全文）
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen,...（查看全文）
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he ...（查看全文）
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...（查看全文）
- Redneck Driving Etiquette -
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is load...（查看全文）
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.
8. Why...（查看全文）
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the content...（查看全文）
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any
brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde h...（查看全文）
TheWorkVirusThisisserious...a"WORK"virusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortof"work"atall,whetherviae-...（查看全文）
Q:Howmanypoliticiansdoesittaketochangealightbulb?
A:Four,onetochangeitandtheotherthreetodenyit.
H...（查看全文）
HowmanyRepublicansdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb?
A:Two-onetodoitandonetosteadythechandelier.
A:None,...（查看全文）
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...（查看全文）
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off...（查看全文）
MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leav...（查看全文）
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