Improvement
One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." （查看全文）
The blonde and the farmer
There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she...（查看全文）
To scare them
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked. "Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too." （查看全文）
Laws Of Unreliability
1.Computersareunreliable,buthumansareevenmoreunreliable. 2.Atthesourceofeveryerrorwhichisblamedonth...（查看全文）
Paint the Porch
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the ri...（查看全文）
Top 10 Signs You’ve Got A Bad ISP...
1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring. 2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothconta...（查看全文）
Prison VS. Work Debate
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...（查看全文）
Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women
10.AChristmastreedoesn`tcarehowmanyotherChristmas tr...（查看全文）
NEW Barbie dolls
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with Her and OUR aging gracefully. These ar...（查看全文）
three girls
Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were swimming from one island to ano...（查看全文）
More Ponderables
Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? If quitters never win, and winners never ...（查看全文）
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
"How many can you afford?" It only takes one to change your bulb...to his. Two. One to change it a...（查看全文）
First Class
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess r...（查看全文）
The Three Bears
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstai...（查看全文）
Definitely!
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand ...（查看全文）
Redneck Etiquette
- Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is load...（查看全文）
difference
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle." （查看全文）
Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, ...（查看全文）
that’s what i want
Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! （查看全文）
Liver and Cheese
TheTacoBellChihuahua,aDobermanandaBulldogareinadoggiebarhavingadrinkwhenagood-lookingfemaleColliecom...（查看全文）
Bill Clintons
Q:HowmanyBillClintonsdoesittaketochangealightbulb? A:Two--Onetopromisehe'lldoitbetterthananyoneelsea...（查看全文）
Phrases you wish you could use at work/school
1. How about never? Is never good for you? 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's h...（查看全文）
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why...（查看全文）
You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion. Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfe...（查看全文）
all of me
Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir." （查看全文）
The Lone Ranger
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...（查看全文）
Arctic Explorer
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to e an Arctic explorer. Father: That's fine, Bill. Boy: But I want to go into training at once. Father: Hoe so? Boy: Well, I want a dollae a day for icecream so I'll get used to the cold（查看全文）
Duck Hunt
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...（查看全文）
Hotel Translations
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...（查看全文）
What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty b...（查看全文）
