Threemicearesittingatabarinaroughneighborhoodlateatnighttryingtoimpresseachotherabouthowtoughtheyare...(查看全文)
You loose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling of...(查看全文)
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. No need to sit when you pee.
3. You know st...(查看全文)
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone...(查看全文)
1. Theylikethewords.
2. Girls,attimes,thinkthatthe"words"areimportant.
3. ...(查看全文)
Hammer-Inancienttimesahammerwasusedtoinflictpainonone'senemies.Modernhammersareusedtoinflictpainonon...(查看全文)
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbefo...(查看全文)
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone rep...(查看全文)
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....(查看全文)
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'...(查看全文)
A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale b...(查看全文)
Aguyisnotgettingalongwithhiswife. Hethinksmaybehe'dliketohaveapetandgoestoapetshop.Afterl...(查看全文)
There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she...(查看全文)
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and comp...(查看全文)
HowmanywitchesdoesittaketochangeaLightbulb?
Dependsonwhatyouwantitchangedinto...
HowmanyT.V.evange...(查看全文)
Thiscouplehadonlybeenmarriedfortwoweeks.Thehusband,althoughverymuchinlove,couldn'twaittogooutintotow...(查看全文)
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out i...(查看全文)
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...(查看全文)
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes co...(查看全文)
Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right
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MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machi...(查看全文)
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she...(查看全文)
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your tim...(查看全文)
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
B...(查看全文)
10.AChristmastreedoesn`tcarehowmanyotherChristmas
tr...(查看全文)
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His b...(查看全文)
1.ANUMBEROFDIFFERENTAPPROACHESAREBEINGTRIED...
Wearestillpissinginthewind.
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Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...(查看全文)
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going...(查看全文)